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library, several shops, and a wonderful theatre space that features both local productions and touring performers. There is also the PEI Symphony Orchestra which, this last season, presented music that ranged from Ravel to Holst to Morlock — and even the symphonic accompaniment to Roch Carrier’s “The Hockey Sweater.” In short, Charlottetown is a happ’nin’ place near several beaches and good walking trails. So, after almost ten years of visiting as tourists, my wife and I bought a house. Here we are, and we’ve discovered great new things about the Maritimes: • Lots of people speak French. Although I took six years of French in school in Edmonton, and once could read Dumas (père et fils) in glorious subjonctif littéraire, nobody ever taught me to speak the language! I’m learning. • The ocean actually freezes. Well, I knew that, but here the sea-ice is often pink from the red sand, and the slushie-like pinkness of sand and ice crystals will wet your feet even on the coldest days. • Edmonton winters are truly pretty bad. Once people find out our previous home, they stop asking how we like PEI winters. Here, we can get a ton of snow that closes everything and can make national news, but it is gone by the next week. • Road-kill on PEI during the autumn is, well, potatoes. Huge potato trucks lose part of their loads with every bump in the road. If a person had no pride, it would be easy to lay in a good stock of potatoes for the winter. • The restaurants and craft breweries are absolutely fabulous! It helps that Charlottetown has a school that certifies red-seal chefs. On the downside, it is impossible to get a doctor! When you arrive, it is important to get a PEI health card and join the waiting list which is, literally, years long. Walk-in clinics do not take appointments and fill up quickly. Patients may only present a single issue to the doctor — kind of tough when you are in your 70s with complex health issues. So, here we are, in a small house, surrounded by wonderful neighbours and an enormous yard with huge oaks, maples, and pines, and a “baby barn” to hold mower, trimmer, and assorted yard tools. And yes, snow shovels, too. If there’s a lesson to be learned here, it is that if a person is to be 4,716 kilometres away from friends and family, Charlottetown is a great place to do it. Robin Carson taught English and Latin for Edmonton Public Schools for thirty-seven years and was editor of news&views for eight years. He currently edits works of fiction professionally. His website is eclecticlight.ca. news&views AUTUMN 2020 | 45